Results of Calling Your Girlfriend

Umm so you guys I love me some Robyn. I’ve been with her since her “Show Me Love” days. You guys also know I’m kind of obsessed with her song, “Call your girlfriend.”Well the fellas over at “The Hairpin” have given us an example of what can happen if you do indeed call your girlfriend and tell her you’ve been making out with me/Robyn.

It’s quite hilarious I recommend playing the song in the back ground while reading.

Peep the link:

http://thehairpin.com/2012/02/calling-your-girlfriend-a-dialogue

Here is one of my fave quotes, taken straight from the second verse of the song:

You: This new girl, she gives me something that I never even knew I missed, but which I now realize was always lacking in our relationship. I’m not sure what it is, exactly — maybe the warm feeling of unconditional acceptance? The knowledge that no matter what I do, she’ll always be there for me, without judgment? It’s something like that. Something you could never give me in a million years.

Your Girlfriend: Awesome. That’s perfect. Just perfect. I hope you two are happy together. Thank you so much for calling. Go and live happily ever after forever. Goodb –

Y: – Also, it’s really different when we kiss. I mean, when she and I kiss. It’s different from the way that you and I used to kiss each other. I don’t want to say it’s better … it’s just different. Okay, actually, she does kiss better. There. I said it. She is a BETTER KISSER THAN YOU.

YG: I don’t understand. Why isn’t this conversation over by now? Why are we still talking?

Enjoy!!!

*AC thanks for sharing, here’s to never being the girlfriend!

Call Your Girlfriend

I’m not one for being a homewrecker, but everytime I listen to this hot track by Robyn I kind of want to find that guy who’s already taken and make my declaration of love. Jill Biden watch your back…I’m totally kidding. But seriously Robyn’s new track “Call Your Girlfriend” is just the dance song this summer needs, granted I’ve been rocking out to it since last December. I only bring it up now because she just dropped the video for it and it’s awesome…awesome because it is directly inspired by my dance parties for one* that I hold in my bedroom every once in a while.

Here’s the video:

Homewrecker- A label no one should want associated with their name.

Jill Biden- Totally kidding about Joe…but lets talk about you and the fact that your name is Dr. Jill Biden and how that and the fact that you raised a family makes you a rockstar in my eyes and how when I have some real time to post things beyond music videos I will write a post about you and your work as a professor, along with your initiatvies to promote breast cancer awareness and combat domestic violence… I bet when you and FLOTUS listen to Beyonce’s “Who Run the World-Girls” you think that the song is about you…don’t you? don’t you? (sorry I’m having a Carly Simon moment) Anyways,  you should, because you’re awesome.

Dance Parties for One: Don’t act like you don’t host one every week…oh thats just me? Fine…

Who run the world?…

GIRLS…As if you had to ask? But if you did, Beyonce is here to remind you with her new anthem “Who Run the World (Girls).” To be honest when I first heard this song on the radio*I wasn’t too excited, and wondered if this was a poor choice on Bey’s part. I legitimately thought we had another GaGa situation* on our hands, thankfully I was wrong. This song is hella-infectious, and I should of known that I would have  it on repeat as it contains the lyrics “Boy you know you love it, how I’m smart enough to make ‘dem millions, strong enough to bare ‘dem children, then get back to business.” This is the phrase I’m going to whisper into my husband’s ear, whenever he questions my ambition. Bahahah, just kidding, he would never question it, but I’ll whisper it to him anyway, just for kicks.

Anyway, Beyonce debuted the music video for “Who Run the World” last night and it does not disappoint. All I’m going to say is that it is the definition of fierce, the clothes are to die for (there is a gold dress with gold heels that I want…I’ve got no place to wear it, but I’ll be content just putting it on to watch Conan) and the moves are worth learning…which means I definitely will. It will be “Single Ladies”* all over again.

Here’s the video, you’re welcome!

Radio-Yes I still listen to the radio, sometimes I’ll go for a drive just to listen in the car…jk, the price of gas is ridiculous, I’ll usually park somewhere and listen.

Gaga Situation- You know what I mean, her current album is a bit of a disappointment. Don’t get me wrong I love “Judas” but everything else just feels done before…by you know, Madonna. The current songs, atleast for me, don’t seem to have the same bite that “Just Dance,” “Love Game,” and “Paparazzi” have. Also, Lady, could you try something weird and give ago at dressing normally? Trust me the shock value of seeing you not covered in lace/meat/leather/feathers will blow people away. I’m not a hater, I just know you could be so much more, and that more may mean doing less.

Single Ladies- Once upon a time I may or may not have performed “Single Ladies” at a church talent show. Trust me, it was awesome. So no need to search for the video, just take my word for it.

Adele with a splash of Britney

So I am a bit obsessed with Adele’s new album, “21.” Yep, in the words of Fergie I am so “2000-and-late.” But better late than never. This album is just A-MAZING. Adele’s voice has the ability to make you feel every emotion  associated with loving, and losing, and realizing you were better off in the end…it really is an emotional roller coaster.  Favorites include “Set Fire to the Rain, ” “Turning Tables,” “Rumours,” (came up with a dance to this, maybe I’ll show it to you sometime) “One & Only,” “Don’t You Remember,”…basically  every song on the album.  

Most of you have propably heard her single “Rollin’ in the Deep,” but have you heard it mixed with Britney’s “Till the World Ends?” Not quite perfection, but the Popalicious beats behind Adele’s vocals create a special treat for the ears. Be kind to your ears, they love you. Yep, that last line is a bit weird, but you’ll forget all about it after you’re done listening to the video below, I promise.

FINALLY!

So I am kind of obsessed with the new Katy Perry song , “E.T.” featuring Kanye West. It is awesome. As in when I  heard it my car  for the first time I automatically started *dancing; or as in I immediately went home and purchased it on Itunes and had it on repeat for *forever; or as in I start and end every gym workout with this song. Yep, totally love it. So you can imagine the kind of anticipation that has been mounting for the music video. Well it is here and its everything you expect from Mrs. Katy “I kissed a girl” Perry-Brand. While the gaucheness of this video is not as bad as when she had whipped cream coming out of her *girls in the “California Gurls” video, there are some moments when you ask yourself “* WTF?!…No seriously WTF?!” Especially at the end.

Anyway watch the video below and listen to the song…it is AMAZING. There is a version without Kanye, but the song is not really the same without Kanye’s intro of “I’ve got a dirty mind, I’ve got filthy ways.”

Car Dancing skills  – Not going to lie, my moves are kind of awesome. No worries my hands are on the wheel. For car dancing you really got to put your back into it.

Forever- Roomies forgive me.

Girls- have you seen the Katy Perry “California Gurls” video?

WTF- What the Fudge 😉

“I’ve got a dirty mind…”- Yes you do Mr. West. Yes. You. Do.